Author: Paul

Why are there so many grumpy old men in Carmel, California?

Why are there so many grumpy old men in Carmel, California?

Seriously, what’s going on? First we get glared at from a gent in a Jaguar, then there’s the guy outside the Coach store that’s just so, so … unhappy. These guys look retired and rich and they’re in California in the sun where it’s 70 

Drink Edward Abbey’s Magic Tea

Drink Edward Abbey’s Magic Tea

Edward Abbey’s Magic Tea follows a very simple recipe: brew tea, add Bourbon. It’s delicious. I’ve been having a mug (or two or three) when it cools off along the beach at night. Tastes great in the salty, fresh air. I highly recommend using jasmine 

Uncle Paul’s “Raw” Californian Vegan Chili

Uncle Paul’s “Raw” Californian Vegan Chili

We wanted a hearty meal, but we didn’t want to light the stove. Remembering a good white bean-based salad we once had (with parsley and red onion), we concocted this: 1 can mixed beans, rinsed (our can had black, kidney, and pinto) ½ diced onion 

Heading into Paso Robles Wine Country – Any Recommendations?

Heading into Paso Robles Wine Country – Any Recommendations?

Today we’re headed into Big Sur after making our way north from San Diego. We’re pretty excited for the change of scenery and the prospect of some hot springs. After that, we’re heading into Paso Robles and looking forward to checking out the area and 

Carpinteria is Perfect! What’s it Hiding?

Carpinteria is Perfect! What’s it Hiding?

Honestly, this town is perfect. Carpinteria (“Carp” if you’re a local) is filled with tiny beach bungalows. The downtown isn’t a bar-free pieland like in Julian. And not only are there bars, there’s a damn microbrewery. And if you’re in the middle of downtown, you can 

Jalama Beach Park: Beach; Burger; Beer; Rinse. Repeat.

Jalama Beach Park: Beach; Burger; Beer; Rinse. Repeat.

We’ve found the best beach camping spot in California (so far): Jalama Beach (say: Ha-Llama). It’s perfect right now, their off-season. We’re one of only a handful of people camping here. There’s no cell service, no WiFi, no neighboring town, no brewery. There’s not even a 

Island Brewing Company: Camping with a Brew and a View in Carpinteria

Island Brewing Company: Camping with a Brew and a View in Carpinteria

The other day, I said something about how I was tiring of craft IPA and how everybody was making the same thing anyway and implied that maybe the whole craft beer thing was a racket that I was about done with. Then I read a 

Hiking the M.A.S.H. Trail in Malibu

Hiking the M.A.S.H. Trail in Malibu

The first mile was easy and uneventful, but as the trail narrowed, we were ambushed (apparently). Shots rang out and soon the valley was a filled with battle cries and the sounds of gunfire. The river gurgled past uncaringly, ready to receive the gallons of 

Joe Jost’s Tavern in Long Beach

Joe Jost’s Tavern in Long Beach

We lucked into this one, hit Long Beach at the right time (lunch) and needed a place to stop. Joe Jost’s came up on Yelp and sounded perfect – they serve only a handful of food options and offer 3 sizes of beer. The food 

San Diego Fish Tacos and Mexican Food

San Diego Fish Tacos and Mexican Food

Yummy, yummy San Diego, which, if you listen to 91.1 FM long enough, you’ll learn “San Diego” means whale’s vagina in German (thanks, Mr. Ferrell). Great radio stations in this town pair nicely with the great tacos. Here’s where we ate. Rubio’s Rubio’s has dethroned 

The Periodic Cycles Of Our Travels

The Periodic Cycles Of Our Travels

Extended travel is a series of cycles. You don’t just pack, unpack, pack, and fly home. There’s more. We run out of stuff. Things go awry.  Here are the cycles I’ve identified so far. We constantly need to monitor these for our mental health. Otherwise 

14 Things We’re Not Blogging About From California

14 Things We’re Not Blogging About From California

We’re behind on content again after nearly catching up. Here’s a sampling of what I almost wrote about: CA park fees are highway robbery. $35 to $60 for a campsite when San Diego County Parks charge $19 (or $24 and give you a power outlet).