Author: Paul

Crazies in the Death Valley Desert

Crazies in the Death Valley Desert

“Excuse me,” the guy asked Lisa, “how do we procure a campsite?” That’s what this hipster said — “procure.” He and his significant other had just parked at the campsite next to ours inside Death Valley’s Emigrant Campground. They were on what sounded like their 

The Book Geocache

The Book Geocache

Scott suggested geocaching our spent books (learn about geocaching here). We loved the idea, but instead of going the official geocache route, we just dropped a stack inside the campground and watched what happened. The first two books to go were Looking for Alaska and 

But Can You Get Tacos? Mexican Food at Papi’s in Paso Robles.

But Can You Get Tacos? Mexican Food at Papi’s in Paso Robles.

Fine, fine — the wine is great. The weather is wonderful. It’s close to the ocean, mountains, and San Luis Obispo. Paso Robles is perfect in every way. Whatever, Lisa. Let’s get this straight — the only criteria that matters is the one wrapped in 

How to make motel ‘continental breakfast’ waffles.

How to make motel ‘continental breakfast’ waffles.

We stay at the cheapest of the cheap motels when we’re not camping. A La Quinta is a very, very rare splurge — they’re too pricey. A Marriott? A Hilton? Can’t do it. The places we end up at tend to be around $40 a 

Barack Obama Lowers Gas Prices (For Us)

Barack Obama Lowers Gas Prices (For Us)

Barack Obama, president of the most powerful country on earth and the primary cause of the world’s economic troubles, took bold action today lowering our gas prices from $4.49 per gallon to $3.49 as we crossed the California border and entered into Nevada. Why he 

The Best Travel Laptop Computer? Depends How You Roll.

The Best Travel Laptop Computer? Depends How You Roll.

**This post is out-of-date! Click to The Best Travel Laptop, Tablet, and Convertible, Holiday 2013 Edition.** For a while, I’ve been a cheerleader of the netbook as a travel computer. I like them because they’re small and relatively cheap and can be encrypted to protect 

Finding Denmark in Solvang, California

Finding Denmark in Solvang, California

First, we didn’t like Dodge City. It just wasn’t touristy enough. There was no old-timey bar, no real downtown, just a comical re-creation of fakeness off the main drag, a drag still used for moving cattle, from, unfortunately, just outside of town where we found 

Sebastian’s Store: Hearst Beef Burgers and Big Salads in San Simeon

Sebastian’s Store: Hearst Beef Burgers and Big Salads in San Simeon

“The food is worth the wait!” we overhear the hostess promise another round of patrons. “But, we’re going to be late for our tour at the Hearst Castle!” the patroness indignantly exclaims. The hostess puts a sign up near the chalkboard menu — the restaurant 

At the end of the West is insanity.

At the end of the West is insanity.

I was poisoned in Carmel, poisoned by the rancid toxicity of the town, by the streets lined with greed and parkways of envy, by the righteousness of success and arrogance brought by riches. It made me retch for days. Petulant retirees roamed the boutique-lined boulevards. 

The Henry Miller Memorial Library and Artistic Refuge

The Henry Miller Memorial Library and Artistic Refuge

We are visiting the Henry Miller Memorial Library. There is not a crumb of dirt anywhere, nor a chair misplaced. There is free coffee available (donation suggested), free WiFi (satellite, so no big downloads, please), and a friendly cat roaming the patio. Lisa and I 

Griffith Park vs. Balboa Park Smackdown

Griffith Park vs. Balboa Park Smackdown

Southern California is home to two great cities and both have great city parks. The crown jewel of San Diego is Balboa Park, home to the San Diego Zoo. The gem of LA is Griffith Park, home to the Hollywood sign and the LA Observatory. 

Four Ways to Buy Books Cheaply

Four Ways to Buy Books Cheaply

We’re devouring books. It’s wonderful. And we’re doing it cheap and fun. Sure, it’d be easier with a Kindle, but it wouldn’t be as much fun. We’d have too much control, there’d be no serendipity, and we wouldn’t be able to luck into a signed