How Portland made me feel like an old lady.
I should have known better than to get my hopes up. I had really high hopes for Portland, but Portland didn’t return my compliments. Instead, Portland made me feel old, boring, dreadfully normal! Maybe I should thank Portland for giving me a preview of how I’ll feel everywhere in twenty or thirty years.
Don’t get me wrong, Portland made me happy too. Portland made me happy at Powell’s City of Books, a giant new/used bookstore that covers an entire city block. With that many books,Â Powell’s needs to be seriously organized, and it is. It’s not set up for the casual browser — maybe you could happen upon an interesting read, but it’s more likely that your head will have exploded before you do. It’s easy to find exactly what you’re looking for; it’s harder to find book serendipity. Leave that for the smaller bookstores. At Powell’s, I found a few books I’d been looking for for some time: John Wesley Powell’s account of his trip down the Colorado, an anthology of Robert Frost poems. Paul picked up a copy of Alice in Wonderland — I have one in storage but he was starting to feel deprived at having not read the book. Overall, I loved Powell’s, despite it being insanely busy. I did not love the prices, though. The City of Books’ rent must be expensive.
Portland also made me happy at the International Rose Test Garden.Â Who knew that Portland was the City of Roses? Well, plenty of people knew that, but I didn’t. Four to five hundred different varieties of roses are planted in the 4.5 acre Test Garden in single-variety sections, with the total number of plants estimated at ten thousand. Or so. According to the official site, “Portlandâ€™s International Rose Test Garden [founded: 1917] is the oldest official, continuously operated public rose test garden in the United States.” Driving around Portland had made me feel like a homicidal maniac; the rose garden made me feel human again. The views of Mt. Hood over the garden didn’t hurt.
Here’s just a few of the thousands of roses planted in the garden. Click on the thumbnail to enlarge. Warning: these images are not scented, so keep a safe distance between you and your screen. It’s a pain to clean the grease spots from your nose off.
Portland also made me happy when we stopped to visit our close friend’s dad and step-mom and were treated to a tasty local food buffet and a sampling of rosÃ© wines…all while gazing over the east side of the city towards Mt. St. Helens. But then Portland made me unhappy when we were unable to coordinate our schedules to see one of Paul’s childhood friends before we left town. It’s always challenging to make everything align just right.
Another thing about Portland that made me happy: it’s just a really well-planned cityÂ in a great location. People have talked about this for pages and ages, from the negative to the positive, so I won’t add too much more, other than the fact that I found it amazing to be able to get out of a large city so easily. There’s no extensive sprawl — you get to the edge of town and you can actually tell you’re at the edge of town. Thirty minutes and you’re in the countryside. One hour, and you’re in the middle of the Mt. Hood National Forest to the east; drive a little longer and you’re skiing on Mt. Hood (year-round!). An hour and a half, and you’re on the Pacific coast to the west. Drive 30 to 45Â minutes southwest and you’re in a major wine region, the Willamette Valley.Â There’s the Columbia River gorge to the north.Â It’s easy to find produce and food from within a short distance of the city because the farms that have always existed outside the city still exist outside the city. I like this arrangement. It was always so hard to get OUT of Chicago. Drive an hour and a half and you’re in…Milwaukee (or still in traffic)! (There’s one of those here, too, but it’s spelled Milwaukie, and it’s only 15 minutes from downtown.)
There is a lot about Portland to love. On paper, it sounds perfect. But overall, I just felt irredeemably uncool and out-of-place there. It’s so important to get a feeling for a cityÂ beforeÂ you commit to living there (as in my obsession with Burlington, VT, which had been number one on my list until I actually visited the place). So I guess, Portland, it’s not you, it’s me. If we all loved you, you wouldn’t be able to stay so cool.