Why are there so many grumpy old men in Carmel, California?

Why are there so many grumpy old men in Carmel, California?

Seriously, what’s going on? First we get glared at from a gent in a Jaguar, then there’s the guy outside the Coach store that’s just so, so … unhappy. These guys look retired and rich and they’re in California in the sun where it’s 70 

Boondocking: An Outsider’s Perspective on Dispersed RV Living

Boondocking: An Outsider’s Perspective on Dispersed RV Living

In just about every campground, we find them. They’re the snowbirds, the kind and retired folks who’ve set up shop in this place for as long as they’re allowed before moving on to the next site (each campground has different limits on length of stay; two 

Some of My Favorite Pics From Places We Might Not Write About

Some of My Favorite Pics From Places We Might Not Write About

We’ve been to so many interesting and beautiful places, but when it comes down to it, we’re just not going to write an essay, say, on the Sycamore Canyon campground at Point Mugu State Park (summary: fun, cold, dramatic). But, since my camera has become 

Uncle Paul’s “Raw” Californian Vegan Chili

Uncle Paul’s “Raw” Californian Vegan Chili

We wanted a hearty meal, but we didn’t want to light the stove. Remembering a good white bean-based salad we once had (with parsley and red onion), we concocted this: 1 can mixed beans, rinsed (our can had black, kidney, and pinto) ½ diced onion 

Heading into Paso Robles Wine Country – Any Recommendations?

Heading into Paso Robles Wine Country – Any Recommendations?

Today we’re headed into Big Sur after making our way north from San Diego. We’re pretty excited for the change of scenery and the prospect of some hot springs. After that, we’re heading into Paso Robles and looking forward to checking out the area and 

Jalama Beach: Cheeseburgers in Paradise

Jalama Beach: Cheeseburgers in Paradise

Look at Jalama Beach on a map — it doesn’t look like much, does it? It’s just a tiny red dot, close to evil-sounding towns like Solvang and Lompoc. It’s on a sharp bend in the Californian coast, where the land had been moving west but 

Carpinteria is Perfect! What’s it Hiding?

Carpinteria is Perfect! What’s it Hiding?

Honestly, this town is perfect. Carpinteria (“Carp” if you’re a local) is filled with tiny beach bungalows. The downtown isn’t a bar-free pieland like in Julian. And not only are there bars, there’s a damn microbrewery. And if you’re in the middle of downtown, you can 

Jalama Beach Park: Beach; Burger; Beer; Rinse. Repeat.

Jalama Beach Park: Beach; Burger; Beer; Rinse. Repeat.

We’ve found the best beach camping spot in California (so far): Jalama Beach (say: Ha-Llama). It’s perfect right now, their off-season. We’re one of only a handful of people camping here. There’s no cell service, no WiFi, no neighboring town, no brewery. There’s not even a 

Island Brewing Company: Camping with a Brew and a View in Carpinteria

Island Brewing Company: Camping with a Brew and a View in Carpinteria

The other day, I said something about how I was tiring of craft IPA and how everybody was making the same thing anyway and implied that maybe the whole craft beer thing was a racket that I was about done with. Then I read a 

Malibu is Paradise

Malibu is Paradise

Malibu is incredible. I’m not talking about the movie star homes of Malibu. I’m talking about the wild Malibu, the areas you’ll find just a few miles from the beach, nestled back in the hills, far from the petty concerns of beach condo-mansion living. Most of 

Hiking the M.A.S.H. Trail in Malibu

Hiking the M.A.S.H. Trail in Malibu

The first mile was easy and uneventful, but as the trail narrowed, we were ambushed (apparently). Shots rang out and soon the valley was a filled with battle cries and the sounds of gunfire. The river gurgled past uncaringly, ready to receive the gallons of 

Joe Jost’s Tavern in Long Beach

Joe Jost’s Tavern in Long Beach

We lucked into this one, hit Long Beach at the right time (lunch) and needed a place to stop. Joe Jost’s came up on Yelp and sounded perfect – they serve only a handful of food options and offer 3 sizes of beer. The food