Google Fiber’s Next, Next Stop: Portland, Oregon

18 Apr
2013
Posted in: Oregon, Texas, Utah
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If you follow this blog, you know I’m a bit of a nerd, so I read about things like Google Fiber. The big news lately has been about its expansion to Austin, TX, a city we didn’t exactly fall in love with. Now the news is that it’s expanding to Provo, UT as well. We were even less fond of Provo.

There’s a pattern here and I can read it perfectly — Google’s picking cities that spit us out — which is why I know exactly where Google Fiber is headed after Provo: Portland, OR. Yep. The hipsters are gonna get Google Fiber before you. It’s either them or Salton City.

You heard it here first.

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