It’s time to wake up!

18 Feb
2013
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“Get up!” my brain said. “It’s time to wake up!”

“Brain,” I said, “it’s 3AM. It’s Monday. Let’s sleep in.”

“But I’ve got good ideas NOW,” my brain said.

“Remember them for the morning.”

“Here’s another one. That’s two good ideas. I’m going to come up with more. I just thought of a third!”

“Stop it! Don’t come up with more good ideas now. Do that in the morning. Wait until after 7AM at least,” I said. “It’s time to sleep. Let’s go back to sleep.”

“You never listen to me!” said my brain. “Do you even care about me?”

“Fine, we’ll get up,” I said. “But just this once. These ideas had better be good.”

  • Dad

    Gets worse as you get older.