I get a kick out of the backwoods billboards for Jesus — especially when when the second most popular billboard buyer in the area is the porno store. Love it. Always makes me think of Jim Gaffigan’s bit on religion:
My favorite part:
It doesn’t matter if you’re religions or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger saying, “I’d like to talk to you about Jesus.”
“Yeah, I’d like you not to.”
You could say that to the Pope, “I want to talk to you about Jesus.”
He’d be like: “Easy, freak. I keep work at work.”
Today we’re driving across serious Jesus-billboard country. There will be a photo essay in the future.